In conjunction with its big national anniversary celebration this weekend, as the world was watching to see what time nuclear war would erupt in Asia, North Korea attempted to strut its ballistic stuff by launching a missile from an eastern coastal city. But, uh, it didn’t go quite the way it was planned – the launch ended in a catastrophic failure.
U.S. Pacific Command said the missile “blew up almost immediately.”
Sunday’s launch comes a day after the 105th birthday of late North Korea founder Kim Il Sung.
One would surmise that the current Great Leader and grand imperial master-of-all-things dysfunctional demagogue nut-case Kim Jong Un will not be pleased with having a missile launch go bad when he is in the middle of threatening to blow up the entire world with his great armada of ballistic missiles.
Certainly, it is not a good day to be a rocket scientist in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, as this nasty termite of a human being has a reputation for taking great pains to publicly exterminate anybody who gets him upset.
Woe be unto the poor S.O.B. who was the guy in charge of North Korean missile launches this week.
We await President’s Trump’s responsive tweet, which will more than likely be something like “snicker, snicker, you fat little loser psycho dweeb! #Eat_me! “