You lie?

A discussion between MSNBC and CNN

MSNBC: “That was a good hit piece you did on Donald Trump yesterday.”
CNN: “Thanks. Wait until you see what we’ve got coming next.””
MSNBC: “When will that be?”
CNN: “July First.”
MSNBC: “Yes, we did already. When is your piece coming out?”
CNN: “July First.”
MSNBC: “We did! We lied way back, but maybe we were not the first.  We were early, though.  We may have been second. Do you plan to hit Melania?”
CNN: “July Second.”
MSNBC: “Listen, I already told you we lied. First, second, what difference does it make? Are you going to hit Melania or do we have to do it for you?”
CNN: “Yes, we are going to hammer Melania. For a whole month, 24/7.”
MSNBC: “Wow. A whole month? You guys are terrific! When?”
CNN: “July.”
MSNBC: “Thank you. But so does everybody else.”

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A tip of the Squabble hat to Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.