Miranda Warning for Trolls

For anyone who spends much of their time on the internet, you are forced to endure the incessant tirade of obnoxious, offensive, profane, demeaning and otherwise mindless drivel posted by perverted website trolls. If it was up to me, I would have them paraded naked in public, and flogged with a cat-o-nine tails made from USB cables.

No sanctuary for trolls

However, in the interests of justice, everybody should get a one chance to reconsider their self-induced demise before the pronouncement of sentence. Hence, a formal warning is provided for use by internet enforcement authorities..

Miranda Warning for Trolls

“You have the right to remain stupid.

Anything you post can and will be used against you in the court of internet opinion.

You have the right to delete an asinine comment. If you cannot delete an asinine comment, it will be flagged for you.

Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

With these rights in mind, do you wish to continue to show your ass on a public forum?”

And if they don’t shut up after that? Well, then its time for the Walk of Shame…….

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