With all of the stuff that is going on in the world these days, there is nothing that could possibly be written that would be more foolish, more misleading, or more asinine than what is actually going on all around us.
So, that being said, Squat and Squabble wishes you the best.
GOTCHA! YOU MORON! FOOLED YOU!
IT’S ONLY MARCH 31ST!
NYAH NYAH NYAH!