With the arrival of the cherry blossoms, hunting season is in full swing in our nation’s capital. There is no bag limit, and any weapon is permissible. Once again, it is time to cull the messengers, and the beltway is bulging with targets. If some of these names don’t sound familiar, you may not be a conspiracy news junkie. In that case, Google can be your friend.
Chairman Devin Nunes
Various unnamed “senior U.S. government officials”
Various unnamed “Trump campaign officials”
Various unnamed “Clinton campaign officials”
Various unnamed “national intelligence sources”
Various as-yet-unnamed people who are suspected of leaking something sometime
Julian Assange & WikiLeaks
Every single Russian who owns a computer
Messengers Taken in Past Seasons:
Julius and Ethel Rosenberg
From the “Some Things Never Change” Department:
Ever since that event on the hilltop at Calvary a couple of thousand years ago, messengers have regularly suffered at the hands of those who don’t want to hear the message.