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Incarceration? There’s an App for that!

May 1, 2017 by Pops 24 Comments

Did you know that a commercial software program is being used by judges to predict whether or not some criminal defendants should be punished more harshly than others?

A product called Compas, sold by Northpointe Inc., is routinely used by courts to predict which criminals will be repeat offenders, and which ones won’t. And some experts have concluded that if the defendant is black, the predictions are consistently against them. What is even worse is that the algorithms used to predict future criminal behavior by the software are kept secret, and defendants and their attorneys have no access to the basis for the “evidence” being used by the prosecution.  Software predictions can persuade a judge away from giving you probation, to sentencing you to a prison term, and it is happening – frequently.

White Defendant is Low Risk to Re-offend

The U.S. Supreme court has agreed to hear just such a case, where the use of the software sent a defendant to a longer prison term.

This is scary, on many levels. Self-driving cars are one thing, but now the judge in your case may be getting advice from a PC, or perhaps even delegating his decision to a commercial app, before sentencing.

Black Defendant is High Risk to Re-offend

Some people may think that it is good to use objective software, rather than a human being, to predict your behavior. I disagree.   Software is written by people, and human subjectivity always finds a way into human endeavors.

Racist software? Bigoted bytes? Secret algorithms?  Minority Report or 1984, or both?

Sentenced by Software

Read the articles below and see if what you discover doesn’t totally creep you out.

Sent to Prison by a Software Program’s Secret Algorithms (NY Times)

Machine Bias (Pro Publica)

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The Rabbit Died

April 26, 2017 by Pops 396 Comments

A three-foot continental giant rabbit named Simon allegedly died in the cargo hold while traveling on a United Airlines flight from London’s Heathrow Airport to Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport.

“Simon,” a giant bunny which was expected to mature into the largest rabbit in the world, was DOA when it was off-loaded at the airport.

The news of the rabbit’s demise was profoundly important, as most people had no idea that there was such a thing as four foot tall rabbits that you could see even when you were not profoundly intoxicated.

It must be true – I saw it on the internet!

A United Airlines spokesperson offered condolences and an upgrade to business class to the breeder, Annette Edwards, who is an ex-Playboy Bunny (you can’t make this stuff up!)

*Guests to the memorial services for Simon will be treated to pale lager and hasenpfeffer.

 


*Actually, this part is made up….

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Funniest Thermonuclear War Fail of 2017

April 16, 2017 by Pops 35 Comments

Not quite what they expected.

In conjunction with its big national anniversary celebration this weekend, as the world was watching to see what time nuclear war would erupt in Asia, North Korea attempted to strut its ballistic stuff by launching a missile from an eastern coastal city.  But, uh, it didn’t go quite the way it was planned – the launch ended in a catastrophic failure.

U.S. Pacific Command said the missile “blew up almost immediately.”

Sunday’s launch comes a day after the 105th birthday of late North Korea founder Kim Il Sung.

One would surmise that the current Great Leader and grand imperial master-of-all-things dysfunctional demagogue nut-case Kim Jong Un will not be pleased with having a missile launch go bad when he is in the middle of threatening to blow up the entire world with his great armada of ballistic missiles.

You won’t like him when he’s angry…..

Certainly, it is not a good day to be a rocket scientist in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, as this nasty termite of a human being has a reputation for taking great pains to publicly exterminate anybody who gets him upset.

Woe be unto the poor S.O.B. who was the guy in charge of North Korean missile launches this week.

We await President’s Trump’s responsive tweet, which will more than likely be something like “snicker, snicker, you fat little loser psycho dweeb!  #Eat_me! “


Regardless, this rabid Korean dog needs to be put down.  And soon.

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